We donâ€™t just celebrate forward-thinking celebs for their cultural explorations of the unknown. We also give them a bit of a pass when their experiments miss their mark. That is, until it comes to the names of their children. Celebrities make strange decisions. Having children isnâ€™t strange of course. But, naming them after inanimate objects, fictional characters, items of clothing, and produce? Well, thatâ€™s just unforgiveable.